The Animated ShortEdit


Whoa! Algebraic!

Rhombus! Ice Clops!

Season 1Edit

Slumber Party PanicEdit

I'm hanging the Pinatas... They are all around you Smash the Pinatas!

Candy People explode when they get scared?

Slamacow! That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"

Tree TrunksEdit

Tree Trunks, I'm all jacked up because of you. Look at my jacked up face!

Is that what you think adventurers do? Die and make all your friends feel terrible 'cause they couldn't save you?!

The EnchiridionEdit

Do you think I have the goods, Bubblegum? Because I am into this stuff!


I'll slay anything that's evil. That's my deal!

I'm not righteous. I'm wrong-teous. Stupid-teous.

The JigglerEdit

Baby, I know what you crave.

Let's get this party started!

I'll never kidnap again.

Ricardio the Heart GuyEdit

I'm not jealous. I'm weird!

Bussiness TimeEdit

I feel radder, faster... more adequate!

I'm Princess Bubblegum and I'm a dork because I like science. I've also got a really annoying voice that Finn thinks is attractive!


Youth culture forever!


Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist?

No worms on the bed!

It's vampire fighting time!

Get ready for an uppercut, you dog!

City of ThievesEdit

Stealing's wrong, doofus!

What is Life?Edit

Holy stuff! It talked! Wow-cow-chow!

What?! You gotta be flipping kidding me!

Ocean of FearEdit

(to Fear Feaster) I'm no wuss! I'm the hero around these parts!

Yeah, it's pretty math... you psychopath!

When Wedding Bells ThawEdit

Eat my sword, Ice King!

I'm weddy for the wedding.

And I felt happy for that son of a toot!


I'm a radical boy on the mission for the crystal eye!

Heh. Yeah, right. That sounds like idiot talk.

Whoa, somebody pick up your freaky cat.

How did you almost know my name?

Slaps, that cat was kicking my buns, and it might've finished my buns it if weren't for Jake's stank.

Don't flaunt it if you're not gonna give it up.

All aboard the knuckle train to Fist Planet! I rode the knuckle train? But I'm in my element!

The DukeEdit

Okay, just this once, we'll be vigilantes!

Freak CityEdit

Nuts, I'm freakin' all about sugar... but I'm even more all about feeding hobos!

Not to scorn the kicking of people in the crotch?

Kim, I will destroy you!

You're the sis, sis.

Word! Now let's go wreck up that Magic Man!


Safety! Patrol!

Shushers, man!


Have more apple juice. It always makes me feel better when I--Aw! Donny! Quit being a jerk!

Hands off the housing market!

Werewolves: much worse than ogres.


I couldn't let that old man suffer, Jake. My code of honor wouldn't allow it.

That sounds bombastic, honey!

She's a radical dame who likes to play games!

You still up for pixie strangling tomorrow?

Rainy Day DaydreamEdit

Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can't handle how kick-butt reality is!

What the hey-hey?

That riddle sucks.

I can feel them on my face! Imaginary poison coursing through my veins!

What Have You DoneEdit

Makes sense: you do bad stuff, I punish you!

Season 2Edit